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ballgazing game 

A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.
Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.
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ballzzing 

OMG dude did you see that ipod he totaly gave him a ballzzing
ballzzing by Robbiehay1 August 10, 2009

Ballgrabing 

Ballgrabing is to grab your balls in awe of someones sexyness.
Girl: Walks by
Boy: Damn shes hot - grabs balls- and says OHH DAMN

Ballgrabing
Ballgrabing by DJLK December 29, 2007

Ball Gazing 

If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.
1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."
Ball Gazing by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008

Balldozing 

Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.

After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.

Score extra points for a slimy streak.
"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"

-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"
Balldozing by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006

Ballglazing 

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.
Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.
Ballglazing by skyjuice December 30, 2008

ballaxing 

Ballaxing/Ballaxer-(V) or (N)- the act of balling and relaxing at the same time. A person who is a ballar and likes to relax at the same time, ballaxer
John John, we are ballaxing this weekend. We are smoking L's and drinking mad brews why arent you here.