| 1. | Ball Licker | ||
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1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.
2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people. 3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible. 4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels. ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.
Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls. ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line. |
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| 2. | goat ball licker | ||
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First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa. "Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
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| 3. | ball kisser | ||
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Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina. My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
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| 4. | ball honey | ||
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n., a horny, over-sexed female who, when making mad passionate love to her man (or men), loves to make ball-licking, slurping, and popping the main focus of her foreplay causing her man (or men) to get extra-hard hard-on(s) before he/they fucks/fuck her silly and into next Tuesday Shirley may love to suck and fuck the guys, but that Edna sure is a first-class ball honey. She did all the guys' nuts til they popped their nut all over and inside her.
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| 5. | Brown Turtle-Licker | ||
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a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation. ''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
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| 6. | Ball Licker | ||
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A man who is hostile and disrespectful towards women, especially women that don't subscribe to traditional female roles, but he will readily and happily stroke another man's ego (ball lick), in order to avoid conflict. He will snipe at a woman, but soften for a man. He is insecure about his manhood and has contempt for women who he feels challenge his already lowered standing. He is part crab and part bitch ass. He will scrutinize any petty flaw real or imagined, to attack her confidence. If a women drives a luxury car, he is angry, but if a man drives the same car, he will compliment him.
" that ball licker was in my face gettin loud, but when my man came over, he started being nice." |
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| 7. | ball licker | ||
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One who licks spherical objects, one whom is a fan of spheres. Your mother is such a ball licker when she goes in to buy ice-cream.
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