A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

Ball braiding by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 6, 2022

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Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

Ball-brainer by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

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Super Smash Brawler Ball

It is the principal that everyone who buys a ticket to a football or rugby game has the right to play in the game. One of the ticket holders has to shout out 'Super Smash Brawler Ball' and then the arena becomes swarmed with all of the people in the stands and they beat the crap out of each other and have a fantastic time.

Spectator: Hmm, this is a fuckin boring game, SUPER SMASH BRAWLER BALL!!!.
All other spectators leap onto the field and join the game until there is nothing left of the arena.

Super Smash Brawler Ball by MaxisStrife March 10, 2015

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Brain Ball

a competition of kicking around novel ideas.

I had a good game of brain ball at the think tank today

Brain Ball by whoeverreally cares July 14, 2010

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