ball gazer

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

Ball gazer

During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.

After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...

Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Ted: Yes
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer

by dnc4 January 1, 2008

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Ball Gazer

When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"

(from the Love Guru)

Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.

by omgitszoe March 18, 2009

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To trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters "b" and "g" with your fingers. With the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a "ball gazer".

Dave: Hey Mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?

Mark: I don't know. I'll have to check. What are you doing with your...

Dave: BALL GAZER!!!

by Decay66 November 12, 2009

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