Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner June 20, 2007

ball face

A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.

Person 1: Dude, do you know that Jim Hedican? He is such a ball face. And an assbastard.

by Tlaloc November 13, 2007

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 8, 2005

Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 23, 2021

Balls At Face

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.

House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE

by Brooks Reed May 27, 2005

balls on face

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face

Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!

by The Juice April 28, 2005

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019