two ball throat cream 

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

two ball throat cream by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye March 11, 2016

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.

"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."

Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream for your ballz.

Guy 1: DAMN! My balls are super itchy!
Guy 2: I got some Ballcream if you want some.

Ballcream by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012

Ballcream 

Anti itch and fungal cream for a mans testicals

Man, my balls itch, shoulda gotten ballcream

Ballcream by Shawdow194 December 9, 2012

BallCream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you put on your balls

Son: "Hey, Did you get my stuff?"
Mom: " Yeah, here is your ballcream."
Son: "Wanna put it on for me?"

BallCream by KillaxFlame October 27, 2014