Masaydeze Balgowan 

An absolute stunning and angelic display of a human being , No one living has been able to resist her delicate goddess like face and body. She has blessed the eyes and ears of many and has never failed to leave an overwhelming mark on everyones hearts. Some would say she has the speed, strength & agility of a fully grown mountain lion while still having the gracefulness of a baby dear. Appearance wise there is no humanly way to describe her beauty, there is nothing to this day to compare her to. She is to the greatest extent the most perfect and rare human to have ever walked this planet and to breathe earths air, which she gladly shares with everyone else *keep in mind she can take this privilege away from you with one snap of her fingers*. When she was just a mere child of 10 she single handedly beat Jesus Christ in a brutal battle of supremacy, she then continued to rule over a whole religion she doesn't even believe in.

If I was to meet her one day, I would name her my queen and be by her side if she would have me as her protective personal guard and advisor from that day to her last day.

masaydeze:

everyone else: *bends the knee to thy god, masaydeze balgowan”

Masaydeze Balgowan by protectoroftherealm May 6, 2019

bagowank 

Something being of particularly bad example, or generally not good.

That game of Counter-strike was shit, i played bagowank.

bagowank by Beefy Taylor August 14, 2003

bagowank 

one that is full of mindless anoying shit. or a bag full of spunk

Chris Robberts
"man chris is a fucking bagowank!"

"chris's hair looks worse than last nites bagowank!"

bagowank by Steven Tono November 2, 2003