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balefire 

The most complete and utter weapon of destruction in literary history. A beam of pure energy that is channeled by a person weilding the "One Power". It slightly affects time by erasing the target's actions up to a certain point depending on the amount of power behind it.
Balefire is the most dreaded "weave" in "The Wheel of Time" series.
Person 1:
"Dude, Rand just blasted all of the other wizard-magic user type characters in all of fiction into none-existence with a flow of Balefire as big around as a house!"

Person 2:
"Yeah, I guess Luke and Gandalf didn't know when to shut the fuck up!"

Person 1:
"Who?....I seem to remember those names briefly?"

Person 2:
"Yeah something about somebody with a pointy hat, and another with some green thing, oh well, must not be important."
balefire by TheGhostfire February 8, 2008
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Balefire 

An extremely lazy person who gets nothing done.
He is such a balefire. Wow, I can't believe you just did a balefire.
Balefire by strawberryword February 27, 2015
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Baelfire is a name originally meaning "bonfire", it comes from the Pagans belonging to the Pagan feast of Beltane.

Many people also think of dragons when they hear this name, or of the character Neal/Baelfire from once upon a time.
"Hi, I'm Baelfire."

"..."
baelfire by baelfire lycaon February 22, 2017
Rumple's son in Once Upon a Time. He hates magic and likes to eat pasta. Doesn't like his name either as he changed it to Neal
Baelfire "FACE ME VILLIAN!"
Baelfire by BaelfireTheGreat September 25, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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