balding 

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

balding by 156298 July 15, 2014

Reverse Balding 

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

Reverse Balding by RJKN April 18, 2015

side balding 

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

side balding by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

balding 

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

balding by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

belly balding 

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

belly balding by Big Moke May 11, 2008

Small Balding 

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

Small Balding by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

Ballingsauce 

coined by Joel Arken
(Or ballin'sauce)
Comes from 'Balling' and the popular suffix, 'sauce'

Definition: A complete act of awesome or goodness

"Did you see that shit? That was ballingsauce."

Ballingsauce by Joel:A May 19, 2007