BALD WOMAN

a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.

Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.

BALD WOMAN by LuciousLocks July 4, 2010

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Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

Hot Bald Woman by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021

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BALD WOMAN • Hot Bald Woman • woman_bald • bald • bald eagle • bald martin • bald-headed • bald.ena • Bald spots • bald pussy

woman_bald

woman_bald is a shortcut for a discord emoji that can be used if you just don't want to respond, and is also the username of a very cool person (woman_bald#4417). other ways the emoji could be used is a laughing emoji, a "shut the fuck up" emoji and many more. it is even better because the person who receives the emoji will not know which meaning you meant it with.

Person: hey did you hear about....*waffle shit*
Cool person: :woman_bald:
person: huh

woman_bald by woman_bald September 29, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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