bald monkey 

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

bald monkey by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

Bald face monkey pose by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

Bald headed mud monkey 

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

Bald headed mud monkey by Gollum May 28, 2006

bald monkeying 

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

bald monkeying by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

Bald Black Money 

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

Bald Black Money by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

BADMONKEYGAMER 

A stupid gamertag and if you have this you are a fat freak

Hey look its badmonkeygamer LOL WHAT A FREAK

BADMONKEYGAMER by CHINA MAN 123 November 28, 2020