a person who has no pubes
Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off
by john May 14, 2003
A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"
hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.
by sillybilly420 August 14, 2010
when a chic don't got any pube hairs cuz she waxed it all off or shaved it
Girl 1 :: ((_walks up to friends_)) HEYY !! LOOK AT MY BALD EAGLE !! ((_pulls down pants to show off_))
Girl 2 :: that had to have hurt down there ..
by `1 xO_GiiAnnA* June 29, 2005
If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!
by Moose4413 January 06, 2009
the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women
Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.
by JonTheGeek January 22, 2008
if the male places and penetrates the females vagina (the dudes head is in her vag)
MELLISSA SKELTY. BRIT BRUN bothe have bald eagles as pets.
by asdfghjkl12 July 20, 2009
a prepubecent girl, having no hair on the genital region
That 12 year old is a bald eagle.
by The Birdwatcher March 23, 2003

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