A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by David from the bay July 23, 2008
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When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head
Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.
by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022
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A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
by Rick Monias April 10, 2003
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A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by Chris from da bay July 23, 2008
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About the lowest tier of human you can be
techincally the opposite of the ebionic tier of humans which are dominant and great
incel :"you are wrong and i have won the argument"
Ben shapiro: "nop bald"
incel : "NOOOO"
incel has lost this battle
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