Balde 

A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd

That Football Player For Celtic

Balde by Rick Monias April 10, 2003

Balde 

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.

"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."

Balde by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

Maiara Joana balde 

Maiara Joana balde is a wonderful and beautiful Girl who will always succeed she’s always happy to help others and always kind she’s may be difficult to understand but when u get to know her she’s the best person you could have as a friend she’s very honest and is Always up for fun

Maiara Joana balde is brutally honest but I’m a nice way

Maiara Joana balde by Tijojo November 23, 2021

Magical_Balde 

Twitter/X user that is a Barcelona fan and owns all his jobless mutuals (especially Vardrid fans).

Joined Twitter years ago but still yet to take an L.

Considered to be the best Twitter user oat due to his incredible takes week in and week out.

He will be there when Barcelona win the sextuple in the 2024/25 season

Who is the best Twitter user oat? Magical_Balde

"Own him Walde"
"cook him Walde"

Magical_Balde by LionelMessi_10goat May 4, 2024

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

bald freddy 

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.

"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"

bald freddy by intrxpide July 7, 2021

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019