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A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
That Football Player For Celtic
by Rick Monias April 10, 2003
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A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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