Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

Blanket Wank by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

Wank-it Blanket 

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

Wank-it Blanket by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Wank-It Blanket 

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

Wank-It Blanket by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007

Blanketwanker 

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.

Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.

Blanketwanker by bones1971 August 5, 2009

Wanket Blanket 

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

Wanket Blanket by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017