Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Ballgeesa

A female with little to no hair to pull together to make one single ponytail.
A bald head goose.

That ballgeesas head looks just like a bag of baseball's

Ballgeesa by QueenyOmygodess March 11, 2017

balagadoo 

TELL THE FUCKIN JOKE NILES

Balagadoo.

balagadoo by jomari June 9, 2018

Bavage 

Beast and a savage

That kid is a total bavage.

Bavage by Bavagesam August 22, 2016

balagom 

A pizza topping that's common everywhere except Domino's.

You got balagom?

balagom by Karlingtonius July 8, 2021

Balagadoo 

When something goes horribly wrong and you don’t have the words to describe it.

Boss: “Jonny I’ve been sleeping with your wife and she’s leaving you for me. By the way you are fired”.

Jonny: “It balagadoo be like that!”

Balagadoo by chefnatebecookin August 28, 2022

drain bamage 

the term for "brain damage" used by those with brain damage

see also: dain bramage

Only someone with drain bamage would do a thing like that!... Outta my way! It's my turn again!

drain bamage by DoctorB (The B is for Bargain) August 22, 2008