A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

Baltimore Parking Spot by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

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Baltimore City Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.

I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.

Baltimore City Shuffle by アメリカへの死 December 20, 2019

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Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

Baltimore Barber Accent by Man Jugs February 11, 2022

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Baltimoron

n. Dialect and accent used in Baltimore, especially in the Dundalk area, characterized by a nazalised "oh" vowel ("hoem" and "phoen" for "home" and "phone"), dropped consonants ("bawlamer" or "bawlmer" for "Baltimore"), and catch-phrases like "doen'cha knoe, hon."
n. A person who speaks using the dialect, and behaves in a characteristic manner, such as rabid fandom of the Baltimore Orioles, walking down the middle of the street when there is a perfectly good and clear sidewalk, eating bushels of whole soft-shelled crabs doused with Old Bay seasoning, etc.

Listen to the song "Crabs For Christmas" for a definitive rendering of Baltimoron.
Get out of the middle of the street, you Baltimoron!

Baltimoron by Dan Weyandt October 20, 2007

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