baklameter 

"bakla" - filipino word for gay;
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals

did your baklameter peaked?

baklameter by christsuper June 10, 2009

Iambic Bantameter 

Any series of remarks, or a single remark, of a high banter level; usually something witty, pretentious, urbane or academic in nature is best defined by Iambic Bantameter, a rhythm of speech best found in the casts of student productions of Shakespeare.

My life is written in Iambic Bantameter.

Iambic Bantameter by abohemianisyou February 22, 2011

Ballrameter 

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.

Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."

Ballrameter by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011

Ballometer 

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

Ballometer by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017