Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

by Thedirtybaker February 2, 2023

baked as a cake

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

by Crackface July 1, 2007

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 20, 2016

Baking Cake

In layman's terms, a colloquialism for sex (Eg. Getting Booty).

Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.

by Negronomics February 7, 2015

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge August 22, 2008