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In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
by allygat-urr April 17, 2005
Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)
I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.
by Light Joker August 04, 2004
A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.
SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013
Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.
There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.
by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015
Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.
My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!
by John2493 February 10, 2010
A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"
"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"
by Priceless12 March 04, 2009
A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever
"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"
by marth94 October 31, 2011
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