Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.

John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.

by a_crow April 14, 2011

BAKER'S DOZEN

SELF IMPOSED SEXUAL "GOAL" THAT REQUIRES ONE OF PARTICIPANTS TO ORGASM TWELVE TIMES BEFORE THE OTHER DOES ONCE. USED MAINLY BY THOSE WHO LIKE TO GIVE MORE THAN RECEIVE.

I live by the Baker's Dozen Rule.... You have to orgasm twelve times before I get to once.

by BLACKWIDOWLIVEZ September 28, 2017

Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

by delusional in TX January 6, 2012

Bakers Two Dozen

The term used when 12 men (6 black, 3 white, 2 Mexican, and 1 Asian) go in to the “showers of auschwitz” to try and dig up corpses of deceased Jews with the intention of ferociously raping each body. Traditionally some of these men will be transgender but not all.

“Wanna get some of the boys to go to Germany and do the bakers two dozen, we can bring sporks.”

by TheCeoOfRacism February 18, 2021

Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

by Brophytastic November 23, 2016

Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho July 1, 2021

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 7, 2021