bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

by baked August 30, 2006

bake face

Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.

Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"

by Cumby August 31, 2006

bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike November 29, 2007

baked face

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.

"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"

by gregizzle April 25, 2006

Baked face

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

by It's yo mom April 27, 2016

baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 24, 2017

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011