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The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.
"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"
by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009
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A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank
by ogaiy June 18, 2003
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Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad
John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course
by Dereik January 13, 2010
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The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls
We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.
by banana July 06, 2004
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- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 08, 2017
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