Baine

A stupid gay dude who secretly has an affair with every 2nd man on the street

* Guy 1 * " hey that guys such a baine
* Guy 2 * " I know right "

by Not Luka April 28, 2022

Bained

Used in playing Super Smash Brothers Melee; sort of like revenge, but better. Example: Zelda kills Roy with a lucky but annoying shitty item such as a Mr. Saturn, then Roy comes back and Makes Zelda's life a living hell. Zelda is then bained. Roy bained Zelda.

Taylor: GOD DAMN IT STOP BAINING ME!
George: Sorry dude, I can't stop, I'm stuck in kick your ass mode

by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

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Bained

An embarassment, to be made fun of, expression used after an unfortunate event.

'oh my god mate, fookin bained!'

by B_chin May 27, 2007

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Bain

To strangle circulation at the Base of your shaft causing your jeb too swell and develop large "bain" like colour and veins pulsating like the badman from batman.

I pulled out my throb on from her axe wound and before climax proceeded to squeeze my throbbing whinston "penis shaft" turning it into a veiny pulsating "bain" like falicr while grumbling "baaaiiinnnnn" as in the motion picture batman

by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

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Dr. Bains

A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.

Bains: Hello, I am Dr. Bains (english accent)
Hot slut: ooooooh, a doctor?
Bains: yes
(bone)

by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006

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