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Banktards
A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.
Example 1:
Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:
Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!
Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:
Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!
Banktards by Btard hater June 22, 2010
barktark
the best tiktok user in the world. she has the best personality and is the kindest person i met <3 she also loves ed sheeran hes her sussy baka😰‼️ my bsf forever hehe
Bakhtarade
A sports drink for a bakhtar ONLY, in order to make him more muscular than an average person. Has no effect on the normal human body.
Bakhtarade by therealistbakhtar January 25, 2011
baktard
baka+retard
this is somewho who does something stupid like watch his download speed in a fascinated way, ie TOny Ho or spends one dollar at an ATM to get a book that costs one dollar
this is somewho who does something stupid like watch his download speed in a fascinated way, ie TOny Ho or spends one dollar at an ATM to get a book that costs one dollar
Bahktawar
The most annoyingly politically correct person who thinks everything is racist. Also, the fakest friend you will find at your public high school. Will say the nicest things to your face and then make a hate post about you on Facebook about how "racist" your culture and state and religion is.
Bahktawar by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023