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douce bagery 

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.
douce bagery by emptsent December 27, 2007
Related Words
1. The act of being a douche

2. when someone does something incredibly "Douchey"
"did you see that guy push that dude into the wall"
"yeah that was total d-bagery"
D-Bagery by Bolesterol January 26, 2010

Bakery Mish 

An occasion in which one or several members of the Tamborine Mountain teenage community travel to the local Bakery at 12 am to buy the days incredibly discounted pastries.
Dude, wanna go on a bakery mish?
Bakery Mish by Ethanone October 29, 2011

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.
Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.
bakery by asslover7 March 2, 2020

Bagerger 

a trashy, ugly girl who also has a very unlikable personality. The term (pronounced buh-gur-gur) was first made famous in upstate New York but sadly the bagerger epidemic has spread worldwide. Luckily most bagergers are fat and easy to get away from. However if you do need to get a bagerger's attention, they answer to the call of "here gergie gergie" or "yo i got free food over here".
If you see a bagerger, kill it on sight. Do it for the good of the world.
Bagerger by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013