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this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible. yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.
oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle. |
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A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel "Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
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a highly tasty snack jews make them very well
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a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid. Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day
that lazy bastard |
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another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs “God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor
“Bagel”— Todd (making zero symbol with hand) |
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(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means. When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
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A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table. kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/ kevin: wow, stop being a bagel! |
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two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner. lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel? lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE! me: thanks!!!! |
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