The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
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this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.
"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"
by MYNAMEISV February 12, 2007
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Bubs and Baffle are a classic example of "best friends"
If two people are really close friends and spend alot of time together you would say "Ahh, they're like Bubs and Baffle"
Person one: friend one and friend two are like best mates now, aren't they?
Person two: Yeah, their like Bubs and Baffle...
by WhoNow? June 6, 2009
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A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs
I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG
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Mix of ket and coke.

Margaret went out last night on the wreck.

Got smashed on baffle chalk
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A nervous chuckle when you don't understand.
I think you got baffle laughter from that joke.
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To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened
Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
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