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Twat-Banter 

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
Twat-Banter by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022
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Hater Baiter

A person or persons who intentionally provokes angry, negative feelings.
Westboro Baptist Church is protesting a child's funeral. They're such hater baiters.
Hater Baiter by crackamacka March 27, 2011
Related Words

Chicken Banter 

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!
Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010
(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment.
I love to balter!
Balter by Cobourg February 1, 2013
To dance without particular skill or grace, but with extreme joy. Often performed by teenagers at parties, but can be enjoyed by a person of any age.
"Hey, that is some sweet baltering you're doing!"
Balter by KandiL<3vee April 14, 2013
Banteb

An evolved form of banter. It is often thought to have stemmed from a single being, often referred to as 'the Banteray'.

The phrase began its life as a mistaken corruption of the word banter, thereby creating banter by merly existing, the phrase's banter level have therefore grown exponentially from it's creation.

The recursive property of the phrase means that by the year 2013, it is expected that the word itself will no longer be comprehensible by the human mind. Therefore it is paramount that this phrase is only used in situations of extreme banter.
Will: Dude i just did a dry dock in your toilet. Banteb.

You: Just because your dads a plumber. Also thats not Banteb.
Banteb by Few got U's May 19, 2010

baketease 

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.
1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.
baketease by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007