A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

Batman Goodbye by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

Batman Glowing Green by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

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batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.

Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.

batman guy by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025

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The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

The Batman Game by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

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