The classification of the situation in question, where statistically in other situations of similar proportion and factors, undesired or harmful things have previously occured during the outcome of said situation.
* It is bad karma to look for something under the seat while driving.
in hospital
person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma
A badkamamonkey is the monkey that ensures bad karma finds its way to you when an action is performed that merits said bad karma. There is only one badkarmamonkey that watches everyone.
"I can't believe she didn't tip the waiter, badkarmamonkey is surely going to get her."
A:"I lost my iPhone yesterday."
B: "Well you did sleep with her boyfriend; I'm sure that's a badkarmamonkey play"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.