Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.

Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.

Never feed the badders pasta by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Shoot Some Badgers 

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

Shoot Some Badgers by I got you back November 25, 2009

all badders

All bad.

A situation that is beginning to become extremely unfavorable to the affected party.

Sudden misfortune, not going as according to plan.

"You got slaps on them iTunes, dawg?"
"No, I only listen to jam bands."
"All badders."

"Shit, I just realized I forgot to pick up that blunt rap."
"All badders. I guess we'll have to use a soda can."

all badders by mftd January 5, 2008

Uckers Badders 

To give a Guy oral sex, "Brain" or "Head"
Usually associated with females

Friend 1: I meeting this girl but I heard she's kind of a slag.

Friend 2: I know her I swear she gave Uckers Badders to some guy behind the school.

uckerz badderz Ucks Bacs

Uckers Badders by Wxsteman July 25, 2016