Bad Ham

A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.

"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"

"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."

"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"

Bad Ham by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009

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THE BAD G HAMSTERS

The bad oraganization of hamsters better then ham-hams kills all the ham-hams and Onittrays the leader

The Bad G hamsters came and killed the ham-hams

THE BAD G HAMSTERS by Onittray October 16, 2003

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badham

beanie weanie

www.sandiegofires.tk, please, this is rather straightforward

badham by humperdink March 27, 2004

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badham

badham means the most wonderfull person ever and shpuld be treated nicely

person: hi campbell
bob: hi random person i have never met before and is probably going to murder me. how are you?
peson: grabs knife; your such a badham

badham a nice person.

badham by hi, please dont die September 7, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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