A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
by Middlecitykid17 February 24, 2011
When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.
Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"
by Micher J December 26, 2019
1. When someone gains an excessive amount of weight or lets themselves go.
2. Can also be used to describe an overweight or obese person who shows little concern for personal body image.
2. Can also be used to describe an overweight or obese person who shows little concern for personal body image.
by Cancerboy March 19, 2008
That user has a bad case of gay.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
Person 1: What's wrong with Peter today?
Person 2: Not sure, he's probably just "Got a bad case of the bitch".
Person 2: Not sure, he's probably just "Got a bad case of the bitch".
by faha81 February 15, 2011
by You Know ? October 8, 2011
Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
by Death Menace February 18, 2023