bad bitch alert 

something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words

inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!

bad bitch alert by word_boner August 17, 2014

bad pun alert 

A warning that a really bad pun is coming.

*Bad pun alert*

Newton didn't discover group theory because he wasn't Abel.

bad pun alert by Scrabbler94 June 30, 2016

bad joke alert 

When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!



Bad joke alert.

bad joke alert by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

Badalewski 

The best last name there is!!! It sounds a lot like "Bottle O' Whiskey" which makes it even more awesome! Especially since it's a polish name, it ROCKS!!!
only the coolest most fun and spontaneous people have the last name.
although it does come with some curses, such as the food curse which causes you to have HORRIBLE stomach pains and feel like dying after eating certain foods, but that's ok because you still have the name ;p

-"no we don't need anymore help"
-"well, it's a Badalewski!"
-"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!? OF COURSE A BADALEWSKI CAN HELP!!! THEY'RE AWESOME!!"


-"Mom I have to come home from school, I have the Badalewski curse!!!"
-"Ok, I'll sign you out. Be sure to be near a bathroom"

Badalewski by Bottle O' Whiskey March 5, 2009