bacon weave 

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.

Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.

bacon weave by C Wiggles January 29, 2009

bacon weave 

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

bacon weave by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018