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backstalking 

The act of resurfacing old, embarassing, teen angst selfies, pictures, and statuses of people on Facebook by commenting on their timeline content from years before. The act of backstalking pulls old content to the newsfeed for enjoyment in the present. The best way to formulate a backstalk comment is to sarcastically act as if the status is from the present when clearly it is not and mimic the tone of the status or picture.
Backstalking:
*Status from 2009*: ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHOOOOOOONNNNNN
Comment in the present: hey is rockathon going on?

*Status from 2008*: Jst got my permit omgg!
Comment in the present: Can you give me a ride to Rockathon?

*Status from 2009*: Some ppl jst need to grow up... u kno who u r. Goin to bed now, txxt.
Comment in present: omg u ok? txting now
backstalking by Clobby December 4, 2013
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Backstabbing bitch 

A sleazy, jealous, wannabe, blood-sucking, degrading, smile in your face, bitch of a soulless person who deliberately betrays someone more honest and takes advantage of people because they can't grow up and deal with their insecurities. They love talking crap about you behind your back. And they pay more attention to u when u stand up to their childish behavior.
Jessica V = The biggest backstabbing bitch to have walked on earth
Backstabbing bitch by bxtchplease August 13, 2011

backstabbing bitch 

a bitch who asks to know a something about someone, swears she wont tell the person, and then proceeds to tell
Sarah B. Jones in TX is a backstabbing bitch.
backstabbing bitch by bobby wally November 1, 2007

backstabbing ingrate 

Friendly, accommodating and often outwardly pleasant however harbors a deep resentment towards the ways of the world. You cannot give empathy to or trust a backstabbing ingrate. Everything you share will be repeated to others and used against you in one way or another. A backstabbing ingrate will always return to what they know best; often a white trash upbringing surrounded by alcoholism and family disfunction. When you feel the sting of betrayal you know you have met a backstabbing ingrate.
I am not interested in what she does anymore and don't care what happens to her. She is poor white trash and a backstabbing ingrate, and always will be.
backstabbing ingrate by Cirkle k October 12, 2011

backstabbing beach 

a "friend" that says horrible things about you that aren't true. she will lie over and over again while smiling to your face. she tells people who you like and she doesn't give a sheet. she is a hypocrite who will accuse you of wrongdoing when it's really her. she is the worst friend you can have because you cant trust her.
bonnie to ally: i hate janet. she is so eugh

*next day*

bonnie: hey janet!! i love you BFF!!!
ally: what a backstabbing beach!
backstabbing beach by mr.et January 1, 2012

backstabbing user 

a disgusting person that backstabs you, they use you, hurt you, and lead you on. they turn their back on you. you thought you loved them and could trust them, but turns out they are just like the rest.
backstabbing user by BUBBLEGUMSODA January 24, 2019

Babystalking 

When you follow someone with your baby, trying to get him to notice your baby and play with it.
Joe is trying to get people to play with his baby so he babystalking them.
Babystalking by JoePassive April 26, 2019