Backporch Lemonade 

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one's ass. Drink is then strained over rocks into a highball glass with a twist of lemon! For added effect drink my be ordered "with amnesia". This is adding a doubleshot of Absinthe.

Man, I'm parched. I need a glass of backporch lemonade "with amnesia".

Backporch Lemonade by Big "D" and Eddy Current July 14, 2011

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

Backporch Pickin' by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

backporch monkey 

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.

the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee

backporch monkey by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011

BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

BK Backporch Griller by Smollie October 21, 2009

BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

BK Backporch Broiler by Smollie October 21, 2009

Junk on the back porch 

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

Junk on the back porch by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

Back Porch Light 

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.

Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.

Back Porch Light by Glenegade March 3, 2011