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Backalley Thunderpunch

1.Vicious Backalley Rape (Billie Holiday Style)

2. A Cocktail consisting one part gin and one part lemonade

3. Fake move Pokemon Electabuzz learns at level 103
1. Betty: I was Backalley Thunderpunched an hour ago!

Cop: Describe the size and shape.

Betty: It was by another woman, she was singing as it happened. I think she called herself Lady Day

2. "Damn! This tastes great! What is it?"

"It's Backalley Thunderpunch of course! You'll be smashed in under an hour!"

3. "Wait, the forums lied to me! They said Electabuzz learns Backalley Thunderpunch at level 103!"
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Whalley Backalley

A sex position named after the district of Whalley, Surrey. Canada.

A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
Hey bro, I heard Nato got Whallied (Short form for Whalley Backalley) by Egghead this weekend! Hahaha!

Back Alley Sally 

A cheap hooker found in a worn out area
Do you take me for some back alley Sally? Fuck off.

Tom here was fucking some back alley Sally last night.

Hartford Back Alley 

When one accidentally licks a girls armpit that has deodorant applied, thus drying out their mouth.
I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.

back alley bitch

A woman with an appetite for sordid sex on the sneak, especially with strangers, and who frequents establishments where she can meet them and let them get her out into the "back alley." She often gets a particular thrill from going down on her knees and performing oral sex in the litter-strewn street.
One of Mike's friends saw his wife leaving a bar by the back door with another man, and the word soon spread to everyone but Mike that Bonnie was a dirty little back alley bitch.

back-alley bobsled 

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.
Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.
back-alley bobsled by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010

Back Alley Brazilian 

Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.

I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
Back Alley Brazilian by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020