back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

back waiter by KMartt August 20, 2007

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back-water viper

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.

Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.

back-water viper by N.B. April 25, 2006

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Back-water heroin

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.

"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"

Back-water heroin by Matthe August 9, 2006