marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013

The Bachocalypse

The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.

Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"

The Bachocalypse by The Ultimate Hustler January 26, 2011

marty bachman 

Owner of a "hebrewtal" company.

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"

marty bachman by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019

Bachomo

A bastard child who molests or sleeps with people who are underage.

Matt's such a bachomo.

That bachomo drives the road warrior.

Bachomo by Brian Fohawker October 3, 2011

Bachmann Christmas 

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

Bachmann Christmas by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

bachmann 

An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.

bachmann: I can change the world!!!

random person: You and what army.

bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*

bachmann by liberatian April 23, 2014

Aline Bachmann Moment 

Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.

Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.

Aline Bachmann Moment by FetteFotze September 4, 2022