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babytard 

babytard is the youngest daughter of shaycarl; famous youtuber and vlogger who owns the shaytards channel. Famous throughout the world for being on James Blunt's CD album, she will proudly exclaim this every time she goes to Walmart.

Hobbies include 'hewicopta', picking her nose, sucking her thumb, dancing, gymnastics, and singing to the camera, with her most famous rendition being "when you're happy and you know-smile!"

babytard's personality is very bubbly, and although she is not always fully understood, she visibly shares a very strong bond of love with her parents and siblings.
Charlie: omg did you see babytard sing 'if you're happy and you know it' the other day? i was in stitches!
Noob: lol, what?

Shay: Babytard, are you picking your nose again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes finger before returning to the mine 5 seconds later*

Katilette: Babytard, are you sucking your thumb again??
Babytard: nooooo :)
*removes thumb before returning it to mouth 5 seconds later*
babytard by charlieo:) May 1, 2011
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Babytard 

The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.
Cool cat: Oh hey did you watch shaytards last night? It was so cute babytard sangif your happy and you know it! So precious!

Cool cat 2: I know! I could not stop smiling! Babytard always makes my day better!

Noob: lol wat u guys talking about? Whats Shaytards?

Cool Cats: ugh....
Babytard by Pseudonym27 November 22, 2011
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Babytarded 

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.
Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.
Babytarded by Atomic blast January 5, 2012

Babytard 

Babytard is the youngest daughter of Shay-Carl & his wife Katilette. She is the cover imagine for English recording artist James Blunt's album "Some kind of trouble". The picture was taken by Katliette and Shay threw Babytard up into the air.
Sally: "Awww, babytard is so cute"
Babytard by SparrowHatter May 6, 2011

babyturds 

She is the most fantastic person to ever live.
I want to be babyturds because she is fashionable and I am not.
babyturds by babyturdsluva August 23, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026