babysit

Holding the pipe for to long while in a group of people!

"Sam, are you ever going to quit babysitting that fucking pipe!
i want a hit!"

by PrincessCaitlyn May 3, 2007

babysit

Used to discribe the action of bringing a soon to be former member of an organization close just before an unlawful/adverse act, such as killing or firing. This serves to keep the person calm and unaware of the impending adverse action. Also serves to collect information and position the person in pursuit of the action.

Jose had to babysit Jeremy for two weeks before they killed him.

Allen babysitted Merideth for a whole month before they fired her.

by Biatch551 August 27, 2005

babysit

To have in ones possession for an extended amount of time. Usually said in a negative way.

Stop baby-sitting the weed. Puff puff give.

by Level headed August 27, 2005

babysit

babysit is to physically sit on a baby

Im going to babysit this child

by Auh March 5, 2019

babysit

A verb describing what a homeowner has to resort to when contracting builders and tradesmen to undertake construction work on their homes.

I can't believe we have to babysit the bricklayer, honey, he's been in the Porta-Loo for three hours, nothing is getting done and his stench is killing the chestnut tree.

by Pietro S May 14, 2006

babysit

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN August 27, 2005

babysit

The act of smothering a child using your body weight.

That stupid kid wouldn't shut up, so I decided to babysit for a while.

by KHS BigBird May 27, 2007