Hitting the clubs like a baby seal 

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

Babystalking 

When you follow someone with your baby, trying to get him to notice your baby and play with it.

Joe is trying to get people to play with his baby so he babystalking them.

Babystalking by JoePassive April 26, 2019

baby seal 

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

baby seal by dagall September 4, 2011

Baby Seal 

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

Baby Seal by Officer Dan June 12, 2011

Baby Seal Argument 

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.

" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."

Baby Seal Argument by mother superiour October 25, 2005

deal baby seal 

it means when you are making a deal you might say that at the end

so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL

deal baby seal by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021

baby seal 

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

baby seal by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006