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babyfatha 

The father of a woman's baby whom she does not associate herself with.
"I needin ta getta way fro mah babyfatha."
babyfatha by this no ghettorat August 18, 2006
He/She who embodies the spirit of a baby and exhibits it through the cutest of expressions (usually shown by the lips forming an adorable duck-lip when the cheeks are squeezed together).
Minny turns into a babynath every time she is hungry. Her bottom lip quivers and she must be fed.
babynath by awesomeboy69 July 6, 2011

babyfather

A sexually active young male (in a South London context, often Jamaican or other carribean) who never has more than casual sex, but avoids contraception because he wants as many kids as possible (even though they won't know him as dad).
Also - throwaway term used by a woman who's borne such a child to describe the (unidentified) father of her offspring.
dat Leroy him such a babyfather, man - u seen half de estate kids done got his nose?
babyfather by Synic March 30, 2008

babymother's

He was at his babymother's house,
babymother's by typingaway December 20, 2016

Baby Math 

The calculation of how many kinds a woman can have in relationship to when she meets the right guy or the calculation of how long a woman can wait before starting a family in order to have her ideal number of children.
Counting backwards from 38 is the easiest way to calculate baby math. For example, if a woman wants three babies, she need a minimum of about 4 years so she needs to start having babies at age 34. Subtract one year of marriage pre-baby and one year of dating, and you come up with age 32 as when a woman needs to find the man she will eventually have those babies with.
Baby Math by totuck January 23, 2013

Babymother car 

The vehicle driven by your child's mother, most likely a SUV preferred for its sporty look and it's spacious backseats for the safety and comfort of her children and the peripheral advantage driving experience.
Babymother car examples
Audi Q5/Q7
BMW X5
Land Rover LR4
Babymother car by Killacamdaman April 22, 2013