by dietrash May 24, 2021
Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."
by OpulentCorpse September 17, 2009
by Marc January 3, 2004
The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
by JRos10 April 2, 2008
A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011
When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
As in clubbing baby seals to death.
by princeofd 666 April 21, 2016