poo baboons 

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

A baboonaphile by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Baboon ass 

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

Baboon ass by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

Babushka baboons

The Band That was Named Because They Weren't Allowed to Be Failed Abortions

Hey Did You Hear About That New Band? They Are called The Babushka Baboons

Babushka baboons by Thatweurdkne October 31, 2020

A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

A baboonaphile by Monkey basket June 9, 2003

baconass 

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.

Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"

baconass by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

A baboonaphile by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006