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B.N.O.S. (Pronounced BEE-Naws) 

BNOS is the fraternal order based out of Shoreline, WA. The organization is believed to have originated from Shorecrest H.S. and is centered around protecting the definition of BNOS. There has been speculation as to where the term first got it's exposure to the founding fathers but sources have claimed BNOS's roots belong to California. Society saw first appearances of BNOS somewhere around the 2000's. Many undercover informants over the years have documented an intricate hierarchy structure that is BNOS today. Of the founding fathers, five in particular have been regarded as the bosses. The first is Big Vinny the Chimo, currently the President and CEO. Second we have Azzle Jazzle or Big PapaJ, VP. Third in command is J-Leezy Beezy, Lt. General. Fourth is Neil, just Neil. And the Fifth is Lil' Drew, treasurer. Honorary mentions but not fully instated are Glancy, Playa P, colin, and Vik. Known entrance into BNOS is strictly confidential and selective. All of the founding members must agree upon the potential candidates before confirmation. The most important reward of all (in addition to fame and women)in becoming a member is the unveiling of the true identity of BNOS.
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n.s.o.n.b 

never stress over no bitch
word...it’s dtb i ain n.s.o.n.b
n.s.o.n.b by t_atti February 2, 2021

B.O.S.N.I.A. 

big ol' standard Navy issue ass

occurs after a female in the navy sits and shines her belt and/or shoes too much, or just after putting on her navy issue working blues.
This place (command) is B.O.S.N.I.A. ridden.
B.O.S.N.I.A. by NAPS December 10, 2003

S.N.O.B. 

The shortest Nuke on Board. Spoken SNOB refers to the nuke, regardless of rate, who has the shortest time on board a Submarine/Aircraft Carrier before separating from the Navy. Re-Enlisting forfeits ones right to The Snob Throne. The Snob's Court consist of The Snob Prince, Number 3, and The Jester.
MMN2: HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE YOU LEAVE?
ETN2: 3 MORE MONTH, THEN I'M BACK TO CIVILIAN LIFE.
MMN2: YOU RE-ENLISTING?
ETN2: HELL NO!
MMN2: SO THAT MAKES YOU THE S.N.O.B.
ETN2: ABSOLUTELY. HAIL SNOB!
S.N.O.B. by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

The S.N.O.B. Prince 

Spoken The Prince. The S.N.O.B. Prince is the right hand person to The S.N.O.B. They are defined by the nuclear trained sailor who is next in line to leave the Navy and assume The S.N.O.B. Throne. The Prince is succeeded by Number 3.
ETN3: ARE YOU THE S.N.O.B. ?
EMN2: NO, I'M THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE.

ETN3:WHEN DO YOU TURNOVER?
EMN2: IN 2 WEEKS WHEN OUR CURRENT S.N.O.B. LEAVES.

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens