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when you drive around for the soul purpose of smoking a blunt
luke: where we going?
steve: just on a b ride.
b ride by chelsea=] October 4, 2008
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(b)ride or b-ride refers to the current spouse or partner that isnt what you deserve to be with, but for which you either settled for or were roped into due to fate, defective condoms, or other flukes of nature. Although derogatory, it is pronounced as bride, which is falsely assumed by the object to be a term of endearment.

(b)ride can also mean (bitch) ride who provides regular sexual pleasure, otherwise is not remotely fun or interesting to be around.
Roger: What did you do over the weekend.

Daryle: Nothing... my (b)ride had her parents over so I got roped into playing Yahtzee and Parcheesi

Roger: Lame Dude.

Jen: Honey, would you go to the store and get some milk? I forgot to get it when I went earlier.

Daryle: I guess so.... is there anything else you forgot, my (b)ride? Maybe some Tampons?
(b)ride by Spanked as a Child March 13, 2013
Driving around while smoking a blunt. Potentially hazardous for new smokers, best done with someone experienced in driving while high behind the wheel. Passing revolves around the driver- whatever is most comfortable for him is the order. This usually means passing to the guy sitting back right and receiving from the guy riding shotgun.

Now commonly called an "L ride" because someone decided "B ride" sounded gay.
A: Dude, let's roll that shit up and go for a B ride.

B: Okay, but get Bill to drive, I hate doin' that shit while I'm high.
B ride by kickflipthecat March 9, 2009

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes