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1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 17, 2011

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A breast size that is slightly above average. In America, the medium to larger C Cup sizes are the optimal range of breasts, as they strike a happy medium between too small and too large to adequately grope. By Japanese measurements, however, a C is the equivalent of an American small B, so As are something truly pathetic in Japan.
1: Damn! That bitty got perfect titties!
2: I'd say she fills a C Cup pretty nicely.
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To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.

The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.

These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
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To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.
I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.
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An extremely talented Mississippi-Delta Blues band. They are famous for their solid, driving lines and ability to give their audience an extreme case of the blues. Their singer, Nathan Explosion, is famous for his deep, raspy vocals and heavy, depressing lyricss which frequently feature trains. The lead guitarist, Skwisgaar Skwigelf is one of the finest blues guitarists and history and is famous for his lengthy, complex solos.

They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
THERE. IS NO. ESCAPE. BUT DEATH.
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.

-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
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(Point Shit) Less than a .1 of weed. When someone says they'll throw in for your next bowl or joint and they pull a bag out of their pocket with one small hit worth of bud.

Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
Colin, you always throw down the tiniest little bits of weed. That's not even a .1, that's a .shit.
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1.) A euphemism for fat when referring to women. Used by others so she doesn't feel bad, used by partners to avoid admitting that a- they like fat girls or b- they have no standards, and used by the women themselves as an excuse. These women often have the deepest vendetta against skinny women.

2.) Women with a perfect hourglass figure (ie. goddesses), with almost no visible fat except on the breasts and badonkadonk behind.

3.) Women with a bit of extra padding, but enormous tits and buttocks that usually make up for it. A respectable alternative to women whose ribs show through their skin.
1.) Guy- Rosie O'Donnel is FAT. Bull Dyke- How dare you, you chauvanist pig! She's beautiful and just a bit curvy!

2.) Bull Dyke- Rosie O'Donnel is curvy. Guy- No, she's fat. Beyonce is curvy.

3.) Guy- I'd rather do America Ferrera than Paris Hilton. I'll take the waist if it means I get all that ass.
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